MOVIES I'D RATHER SEE THAN BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN:

  1. The Mazda "zoom zoom" kid vs. the "1800-carz-4-kids" kids
  2. Cellino vs. Barnes
  3. John Kasich vs. Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
  4. Meek Mill vs. Strong Mill (a stronger clone of Meek Mill)
  5. Dharma vs. Greg
  6. Ross vs. Gunther
  7. Metallica vs. Napster
  8. Jason Derulo vs. Medusa
  9. Carrie vs. Samantha
  10. Kid Cudi vs. Adult Cudi (just an older clone of kid Cudi)
  11. Mozart vs. Salieri (oh wait that's just "Amadeus")
  12. Kevin James vs. Turtle from Entourage
  13. Tigris vs. Euphrates (just rivers fighting)
  14. Kobe vs. Shaq