RHYMES I'VE BEEN NERVOUS ABOUT USING IN MY SONGS

  1. 1.
    Kirstie Alley/Thirsty Valley
  2. 2.
    I Have This Past Trauma/Travis Pastrana
  3. 3.
    Wikileaks/Rickie Weeks
    (he's a left fielder for the Arizona Diamondbacks ok?)
  4. 4.
    Gordon Ramsay/Bored 'n' Handsy
  5. 5.
    William H. Macy/Still, you may chase me
  6. 6.
    Kinder Bueno/Tinder? say no
  7. 7.
    San Luis Obispo/man! your niece is #fitspo
  8. 8.
    Banksy shivered/Yangtze River
  9. 9.
    Giada de Laurentiis/I gotta pay more twenties
  10. 10.
    Pliocene Relic/Krist Novoselic
  11. 11.
    Paleo diet/dare you to try it
  12. 12.
    Thon Maker/Ron Baker
    (two current NBA rookies, ok?)
  13. 13.
    Neil Degrasse-Tyson/feel this brass bison
  14. 14.
    Hayden Panettiere/maiden's manic fear
  15. 15.
    Henri Matisse/banh mi with grease
  16. 16.
    Didi Gregorius/needy & furious
    (he's the starting shortstop for the Yankees, ok?)