Things Mastie says

an esoteric list for @DanielCribb. if i get fired, it's your fault.
  1. Helloooooo!
  2. HoOold on!
  4. Sorry, I just popped out to get a bottle of water
  5. [something about The Vampire Diaries]
  6. The 1980s were the peak of human musical achievement
  7. Stop calling me to discuss things that aren't related to your job, Mitchell