BEST DRUNK TEXTS

Don't drink and text y'all
  1. Sent this twice, with no context.
  2. Texted "life is meaningless", followed by "jk I'm just looking for attention"
  3. Texted Ben #2 randomly that I was never going to give him his GIR/Invader ZIM shirt back. I don't have his shirt.
  4. Looped in two guys I hooked up with in a group chat to talk about a bar I took them both to.
  5. Started a group chat with friends so I could send them butt pics/discuss my butt.
  6. Agreed to adopt a cat.