Ten Things I Would Do If I Won The Lottery

Of course you have to play to win...
  1. 1.
    Pay off all of my debt.
    Fuck you student loans.
  2. 2.
    Create a college fund for Jude.
    Fuck you student loans.
  3. 3.
    Buy my mom a house.
  4. 4.
    Take a long road trip with @castr0235
  5. 5.
    Invest in rental properties.
  6. 6.
    Buy my husband season tickets to the Magic.
    In a suite. No more upper bowl garbage.
  7. 7.
    Quit my job.
    And give everyone I work with enough money to live for a year so we can all quit at the same time.
  8. 8.
    Build a badass, no kill animal shelter.
  9. 9.
    Hand out $100 bills to the homeless.
  10. 10.
    Pay someone to do my hair and makeup every morning.