1. When your kid is sick and there isn't much you can do to help.
  2. When you are sick but your kid couldn't care less and still requires the same level of care as usual.
  3. When you're exhausted and just want to sleep but your kid is not feeling it.
  4. When you are eating something you really want to eat and your kid comes over and stares at you until you offer it to him.
  5. When you sit down to pee and two seconds later your kid is in dire need of a drink, food, hug, channel changed.
  6. When your kid literally won't stop talking in the car and you really just want to jam out to some tunes.
  7. When your kid refuses to listen to anything you say and you have to be very patient when you really just want to punch him in the face.
    Kidding. Kinda.