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An updated Power Rankings
- 1.Corey G SpechtCorey has become engaged since the last posting. Rumor has it that his fiancé is pregnant and Corey had no choice but to buy the ring. Questions remain as to how fatherhood will affect him. Some say he will play more video games in order to send a message to both wife and child that he does what he wants. Strength - consistently at the top of the leaderboard in both score and laughs received. Weakness - Breathes heavily into mic. Is sometimes incoherent. Eggs on smiley and Wolff.
- 2.David J Wolff Jr., Esq.Has joined match.com and Bumble in search of love like Smiley, Corey and Beej have (Ryan intentionally omitted). Wolff's rivalry with Smiley per usual is the talk of the town. Smiley has called him on numerous occasions to talk about how his day is going. Wolff's taken a big lead on the Smiley rivalry but there is still time for Smiley to step up. Strength - Consistently scores the most points. Great smile. Great at riding horse Weakness - Does his own thing. Whiner. Screams loud
- 3.Michael SmileyMichael has had a rough couple of months. After four months of third place finishes in cod, Smiley tried his luck at madden and was smoked by Blidi and Wolff. Smileys answer? Lie even more than ever. Everything that comes out of his mouth must be taken with skepticism. If Smiley tells you he won $1000 at the casino last night, I'm sure he actually won half that (and he told us that he was telling his wife $150). Strength - decent sniper. Plays a lot. Weakness - Liar. Does nothing. Quiet as mouse
Rankings take into account: 1) Contributions to team. 2) Skill. 3) Mic skills. 4) personality. 5) time played
- 1.CoreyPositives - Best player. Most time played. Brings everyone together. Calls out players when warranted specifically boro. Most funny comments of all time. Negatives - Is known to copy many lines. Often is controlled by whichever woman he is dating.
- 2.DavidPositives - Highest potential. Consistent winner. Best strategist. Above average humor. Negatives - divides group. Can cause a lot of anger. Constantly trying to prove himself.
- 3.RyanPositives - nice guy. Great team player. Always willing to sacrifice himself. Above average skills. Great on the mic. Negatives - doesn't have #1 potential.