My first encounters with the boys of Northeast Nebraska
The scene takes place in small town USA, Norfolk, Nebraksa
- •JesseA friend of a work friend who asked to go get coffee with me. He shows up in a walrus shirt with his septum pierced and tells me to "get one of everything on the menu if I want". Slightly overzealous, he also says he would sit and watch me paint for fun. Needless to say, he texted and called but I gently(?)shut him down. I haven't heard from him since the most recent "liked" picture on fb.
- •ColtonPig farmer in my speech class asked me out to lunch after I kicked BUTT delivering a speech. I give him my number and he asks to go to a movie instead. (I am VERY against this but agree anyway) He picks me up from my apartment with a terrrrrrrrible haircut. He slaps my thigh to hold his hand during the movie and I reject him OBVIOUSLY. We are there to see Black Mass. (Look it up, I do not recommend for a first date) He drops me off and we pretend it never happened the next day in class. Boom.
- •Sam (the one that got away)Oh, Sam. We met on my first day of college and hit it off...or so I thought. Soon enough, he asked for my number and we went rollerblading the next day. I almost fell at least 15 times...not even a cute like "catch me, I'm falling". I was super sweaty and we went back to my apartment and cuddled while listening to music. I was going home(Lincoln) the next weekend, so I said "Text me 😍" as he walked out the door. I never heard from him but saw him in class for the rest of the semester. Ouch.