My first encounters with the boys of Northeast Nebraska

The scene takes place in small town USA, Norfolk, Nebraksa
  1. Jesse
    A friend of a work friend who asked to go get coffee with me. He shows up in a walrus shirt with his septum pierced and tells me to "get one of everything on the menu if I want". Slightly overzealous, he also says he would sit and watch me paint for fun. Needless to say, he texted and called but I gently(?)shut him down. I haven't heard from him since the most recent "liked" picture on fb.
  2. Colton
    Pig farmer in my speech class asked me out to lunch after I kicked BUTT delivering a speech. I give him my number and he asks to go to a movie instead. (I am VERY against this but agree anyway) He picks me up from my apartment with a terrrrrrrrible haircut. He slaps my thigh to hold his hand during the movie and I reject him OBVIOUSLY. We are there to see Black Mass. (Look it up, I do not recommend for a first date) He drops me off and we pretend it never happened the next day in class. Boom.
  3. Sam (the one that got away)
    Oh, Sam. We met on my first day of college and hit it off...or so I thought. Soon enough, he asked for my number and we went rollerblading the next day. I almost fell at least 15 times...not even a cute like "catch me, I'm falling". I was super sweaty and we went back to my apartment and cuddled while listening to music. I was going home(Lincoln) the next weekend, so I said "Text me 😍" as he walked out the door. I never heard from him but saw him in class for the rest of the semester. Ouch.