1. Kelly Kapoor is inconsolable.
  2. Michael Scott says "I am not Team Aniston or Team Jolie or Team Pitt. I am Team Love. And Team Clooney."
  3. Dwight is upset because he was planning to add a "CelebriBEETS" attraction to his farm
    He calls Mose to tell him to stop working on the Brangelina statue made from beets. (We see a half constructed TomKat and Bennifer in the back)
  4. Andy tries to act like he doesn't care but he totally does.
    Suggested by   @lexie_elyse
  5. ***Creed approaches Jim in break room *** says "it's a real shame you and the girl broke up. Real shame." ***walks away eating mung beans, cue Jim face***
    Suggested by   @biancasanchez
  6. Phyllis tells the camera that she and Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration role play as celebrity couples
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  7. Oscar butts in "Actually, if they would have stayed unmarried they would have had a happier life. The marriage license makes high profile men want to cheat. Trust me."
    Suggested by   @Boogie