UNPROFITABLE IDEAS I HAD THIS WEEK

  1. A boba tea shop on Sand Hill Road called "Equitea"
  2. Obama nominates himself for Supreme Court and then changes the law so he can be president for another term
  3. A new Ashlee Simpson album
  4. A reality show where every episode is just that episode of Top Model where they have to go on Go Sees and only one girl makes it back in time because no one has ever heard of traffic.