IKE AND BJ ARE HAVING LUNCH TODAY

My friends are having lunch today. Probably at Terroni or something charming. Bleh
  1. I feel a little left out
  2. When I ask to have meals with either of them, they say "wish I could babe, I'm on location shooting a movie".
  3. I am waiting to board a flight and that is when I feel the most vulnerable
  4. My writers are working today without me while I travel and they seem to be doing fine, too
  5. Where will they go for lunch?
  6. What will they eat?
  7. Will they make memories during lunch? I hope not.
  8. Listen to a song called "Polyester Bride' by Liz Phair
    Suggested by   @jonathanpaulkatz