THINGS THAT ARE IN MY GODSON'S EASTER BASKET

This weekend I packed up items for my cute godson Makua's Easter basket. He lives across the country so I never get to see him. That's why even though I'm not Christian, I get in on these holidays.
  1. Blue bunny ears with sequins
    Wasn't sure if these are too girly for a baby boy. then I thought, he lives in Carroll Gardens I could get him a tutu if I wanted, even this question is offensive.
  2. A papier mâché Egg with a vintage Swedish design from Sockerbit
    Filled with yummy Sockerbit candies
  3. A very dopey looking chocolate Easter bunny.
    Look at the teeth on this dum dum.
  4. Two angry looking Swedish triceratops and a tyrannosaurus
    rawr.
  5. Crocodile shorts
    I just saw them and thought they were cool as hell.
  6. An Easter love note
    Mushy inside, he won't really care about this at all.
  7. Cadbury creme eggs
    I feel like @joce won't let him eat these because they have corn syrup in them and I think that's incredibly unfair
  8. This is Makua and his mom @joce.
    Look at your own risk. They're killers. So cute it hurts