THINGS THAT SEEM PEDO TO ME
pedo is not all that related to pedophile
- •You're too into Alicia Vikander
- •You like Black Swan too much
- •Lolita is your favorite book
- •Those tiny cheeses wrapped in foil
- •Shel Silversteins weird author photos on all his books
- •American Girl doll restaurant
- •If anyone but a young girl plays the triangle
- •The Reading Rainbow opening credits but not the show
- •Small Wonder
- •Leo di Caprio on Growing PainsWhat was he, the foster kid? didn't the whole family want to have sex with him? Pedo!
- •The Little Prince
- •Fancy indie toy stores in Manhattan and Brooklyn where the toys are like made of colorful Scandinavian wood and no kid would actually want to play with them
- •The movie Manhattan
- •Sometimes if I get a sweet and genuine compliment from a colleague like "I like your haircut.", I will jokingly reply: "Back off, pedo."