THIS GUY: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  1. He's like "what can ya do?"
  2. He's like: "what can I tell ya?"
  3. He's like "que sera, sera."
  4. He's like "you can't win em all"
  5. He's like "I have no idea, bro."
  6. He's like: "thems the breaks"
  7. He's like: "I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me they were delicious, so sweet and so cold."
  8. He's like: "ask an emoji, dude. I'm just an emoticon."
  9. He's like "Meh..."
    Suggested by   @betsy