Why Life Is Not Like Movies
Inspired by @paulfeig, who is ultra cool (hi, Paul!)
- •Your "training montage" consists of you eating junk food in bed.
- •You probably don't want to get involved with that super "quirky" girl wearing Warby Parkers at the bar.
- •You actually have to pay attention to traffic while you're driving.
- •Your clothes aren't perfectly curated to say something psychologically profound about you.
- •You don't speak in Cameron Crowe-isms.