My best friend and I are probs going to run into our ex's tonight and I'm looking forward to making them regret approaching us. Suggestions please!
  1. How important CNN's Too Many Cooks video is
  2. The dream you had last night
  3. The actual details about your job's responsiblities
  4. How confused you were 8 hours after you ate beets for the first time
  5. Netanyahu's political platform
  6. That really funny joke you made at the all staff meeting
  7. That really peculiar mole you have and how you're considering going to the dermatologist for it. Perhaps you could get a second opinion from him/her?
    Suggested by @eatthelove
  8. Marathons
    And how well you did in them will surely put someone to sleep
    Suggested by @gaseous_clay
  9. How farty you've been all day
    It must have been that chili at lunch.
    Suggested by @carolineschwartz