FEMALE SINGERS WHO GET ME

  1. Ingrid Michaelson
    Her "Girls and Boys" album is my neutral state.
  2. Sylvan Esso
    I have "Hey Mami" stuck in my head unless otherwise noted.
  3. Hop Along
    Yes yes yes this is as dissonant as my insides feel rn
  4. Regina Spektor
    The world is dark and sad and confusing and loving and possibly full of oatmeal.
  5. Mal Blum
    "Crying at the Wawa" is the warm blanket for post-public crying sessions.
  6. Beyonce
    *talking into my foot like a phone cuz I'm better than you*
  7. Sleigh Bells
    I don't have time for the patriarchy rn.
  8. Janelle Monae
    I can't pull off wearing a slim cut tux but I feel like an android who wants to dance.
  9. Robyn
    I can't pull off wearing a crop top but I feel like an android who wants to dance.
  10. Lorde
    High school was hard but look how far you've come.
  11. Taylor Swift
    Being a twentysomething is hard. How far will I get?
  12. Britney Spears
    Do you remember the bliss of living in a world where not losing your lip smackers was the height of your responsibility?
  13. Sia
    Feeling all of the emotions.