IF ________ CAN MAKE IT THROUGH ______, I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH TODAY. ➕

We all know the classic Britney one but I wanted to see how weird and non celeb focused we could get this.
  1. If Marcel Duchamp can make it through the 1917 Society of Independent Artists Exhibit, I can make it through today.
  2. If Jelly Sandals can make it through 2002-2013, I can make it through today.
  3. If My Laptop can make it through a Two Day Veep Marathon On A Poorly Ventilated Surface, I can make it today.
  4. If Designer Cupcakes can make it through the Great Cupcake Decline of 2014, I can make it through today.
  5. If gluten could make it through 2014, I can make it through today.
    Suggested by   @rebeccalou
  6. E.L. James can make it through her Twitter Q&A, I can make it through today.
    Did she make it through that though?
    Suggested by   @originalamericantrt