1. Juxtaposition? More like just-a-poor-decision!
  2. Calder? I hardly know her!
  3. Vincent Van Gogh? More like Vincent Van Nojkjkjkjk I love him still
  4. Picasso? More like picas-woah!
  5. Kahlo Girlfrieeeend *to the tune of Call Your Girlfriend*
  6. What did the orchestra conductor say to his wife when he returned from the Renaissance Music Shop? Honey, I bought-a-celli!
    ...my mom said "honey, I'm baroque" which is better BUT MY MOMS NOT ON LIST APP SO HER JOKE IS IN THE DESCRIPTION