LIES I JUST TOLD A RABBI

He is my roommate's boss and I just ran into him on the street 😐 He's very nice to me and deserves better than my anxiety riddled fibs.
  1. Instagram IS confusing.
    It isn't.
  2. My friends are hosting Seders I might go to.
    I won't.
  3. I'm going to go eat salad for dinner.
    Is Amber Ale a salad?