(MY) FEMINISM IS

  1. The freedom to dislike Nicki Minaj's music but still like her
  2. Not going on that second okcupid date
  3. Unironically paying full price to watch the Entourage movie opening weekend and loving it as much as you hated it
  4. Using the poop emoji without hesitation
  5. Burning bras not because of the patriarchy, but because they have weird mystery stains you don't want anyone else to see
  6. Wearing lipstain on specifically rough days to intimidate and confuse coworkers
  7. Spending an entire therapy session talking about someone else's plans to drop out of school and get married
  8. Growing out armpit hair to join the newest summer trend because it's actually kinda cute until you realize you'll have to change deodorant brands then you just continue shaving
  9. Pizza