THE BIGGEST COMPLIMENTS YOU CAN GIVE ME
- •Mistake me as a native New Yorker😻🗽💖
- •Approach me for directions in any cityI probably don't know where you're going but I'm honored I look like I do.
- •Acknowledge my hair looks good without touching itWe probably don't know each other. Don't.
- •Include me in your ritualistic food plansFamily dinner, brunch, sad pizza etc.
- •Relist/reblog/retweet meI WANT TO FEEL RELEVANT.
- •Include "she's funny" when introducing me to someone elsesee above.
- •Text me with emojis instead of wordswe're at THAT level of friendship
- •Hire meYou like me so much you want to give me money. Yes.