I'm always 100% serious and people find these hilarious. #TruthInComedy ?
  1. "No, I need a cafe with wifi. I can't work in the same place where my bed and fridge exist."
  2. "Yeah I'm going to pass on Friday night. I just need boxed Mac n Cheese, red wine, and Bojack Horseman."
  3. "I only go to Athropologie's sale closet."
  4. "I can't reach that shelf."
    I'm 5'0". I get this one.