THE MOST MILLENNIAL THINGS ABOUT ME

and I'm proud of it
  1. 1.
    My enamel / button pin collection
  2. 2.
    The amount of time it took for me to arrange my pin collection to take a photo for a list app
  3. 3.
    My student loan debt
  4. 4.
    The amount of money I spend on experiences not things (aka momofuku fried chicken sandwiches)
  5. 5.
    My dream to demand more attention from people and have them spend energy validating the time I spend in front of them (aka comedy)
  6. 6.
    My entire bedside table
  7. 7.
    The running joke I have with my boss where he sincerely validates my job performance and then adds ",Millennial" to the end.
  8. 8.
    Starting a lot of stories with "So my internet friend..."
  9. 9.
    This list's existence.