Making this list calmed me down after what has become the worst week. Probs will get started on these during my Star Wars marathon tomorrow.
  1. "Excuse You"
    To send a photo of it to everyone all the time
  2. "Friends, Waffles, Work"
    For the kitchen
  3. "I'm too cool for you."
    For my Twitter avatar
  4. 😎
    For my cubicle?
  5. "I don't have the energy left to become exhausted by you."
    For my viral tumblr post. On floral fabric of course.
  6. ✨= let it mellow 💩= flush it down
    For the bathroom. Obvi.
  7. "I'm not your click bait"