THINGS IM CONSTANTLY SHOCKED I ALREADY HAVE TO DO AGAIN

but I JUST did that... didn't I?
  1. Get a haircut
  2. Do laundry
  3. Press play for the next episode of West Wing
  4. Do dishes
  5. Take out the trash
  6. Go to the bathroom
  7. buy tampons
    Suggested by   @lindsaygelfand
  8. Be a functioning adult
  9. Wake up