THINGS MY MOM SAYS THAT ARENT AS REASSURING AS SHE THOUGHT

  1. "Now you just have to plan everything out and save money and get a job. You'll be fine."
  2. "Well, now that he's being weird about it, you just can't talk to him again and will have to deal with this for a few years is all."
  3. "That boy you're dating, he's single, right?"