Most quotes by the brilliant Jennifer Harrington.
  1. "No. We do not have a reservation." *proceeds to almost empty dining room*
  2. "Does this at least have flavor?" "Sure."
  3. "This music playlist doesn't seem on brand."
  4. "Do you think they enjoy working here at Flavortown, USA?"
  5. "Do you think they had to pay for their Guy Fieri gear uniforms?" "How would that be legal?"
  6. "I really think they saw my tweets and turned off my internet access."
  7. "This was all fun and games until we got the check."