TYPES OF PIZZA

  1. Responsible Pizza
    AKA pre-drunk pizza
  2. Drunk Pizza
    LETS GET PIZZA RN
  3. Shame Pizza
    I didn't do great at work today and need to focus my anxieties on food.
  4. Fancy Pizza
    probably has a fresh farm egg on it
  5. "I've earned this." Pizza
    I did great at work today and need to focus my emotions on food.