UNDISCOVERED DISORDERS I MAY HAVE

  1. Unable to ask for wifi password without prefacing with "Obnoxious question but-"
  2. Never NOT craving kfc
  3. When put in high stress situations, I'll go on a feminist rant about literally anything.
  4. It's been over a year and I'm not tired of listening to Sylvan Esso's "Hey Mami" daily
  5. No longer need to re-watch 30 Rock, just read ep synopsis and happily relive it in my head
  6. I have no major issues with the Kardashians