WHAT I LEARNED IN MY LYFT LINE TONIGHT
Left Seat and Right Seat were in my lyft line. This is what I learned.
- •Celia is 24. She went to Harvard. She sucks and we hate her.
- •Scott is hanging with some chick named Anne.
- •Scott made plans to hang out and now he wants to hang out with some chick named Celia?!
- •Jen said "there are some dumb fucking emojis and she should be on the emoji committee"
- •Left Seat thinks right seat shouldn't be friends with Jen anymore since she only complains about Jen whenever she comes up
- •Jen is Right Seats placeholder, you know?
- •Jen is "so good" to Right Seat but she "feels so bad"
- •Right Seat has told Left Seat all of this before. God. She knows this.