1. Crying together over succulents
  2. Recreating the "rushing or dragging" scene from whiplash
    It can be like spicy foreplay
  3. Cosplaying as a yaoi couple
  4. Watching the director's cut of nymphomaniac
    Mmm damn near eight hours of pretentious faux porn
  5. Playing truth or dare but the only option is recounting your sexual history in excruciating detail
    Lots of uninterrupted eye contact in this one
  6. Starting a fight club
    Which one of you isn't real? Who knows