I'm parched y'all
Er...shout out to @olive because they're the reason I know a thirst princess is in me and also their list about mean old men was enlightening. Also sorry.
- •So this list is essentially people that I have very confusing emotions forI'm generally pretty ace so I'm always shocked and confused when attraction happens?
- •Christian SlaterHe was great in his prime, borderline delicious now. He could use my mouth as an ash tray and I would still be dumbfounded and say something stupid like "thank you I loved you in Gleaming the Cube"
- •Roman ReignsI once told my friend he could rip me in half and use both ends as masturbating sleeves? That day was a blur
- •Chris EvansDicks gross me out but I'm sure his is essentially a bomb pop and just yikes yiiiiikes
- •Vincent CasselI just really want him to yell at my for something dumb like just get I my face screaming about how I dropped a glass as he shakes me vigorously sigh
- •Daniel CraigI vomited on myself just looking up this picture, you know that scene in fight club where tyler gets his blood all over Lou? Yeppp.
- •Sebastian StanJust wear me like the winter soldier's arm like
- •Jonny Lee MillerHe could murder me, throw my body in a dumpster, frame my best friend for the crime, and walk away the hero who saved me and I'd be cheering him on in the afterlife
- •Jason MomoaHe could trample me with a horse and I'd still climb him like a tree