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Inspired by all things
- •I'm Melanie. I'm 31 years old.
- •I am currently unemployed (job offer pending) and am shacking up with my parents.
- •My favorite thing to do is go to shows. My family MADE me join the band in middle school and I blame them for my love of music and they never make me feel bad for all the money I've spent on concerts & travel costs in doing these sorts of things.Oh hai, Joe Pug.
- •Besides that, I'm just waiting on my sister and brother-in-law to procreate.I don't feel that I'll ever have children so... I want to be an auntie!!
- •I am a cat lady.
- •I am currently not happy with the Indiana Pacers but usually I am their biggest fan.That's Rodney Stuckey. He smelled really good, y'all.
- •My current music obsessions are: Langhorne Slim, Joe Pug, Best Coast, and My Morning JacketLanghorne & Joe pictured.
- •I love taking road trips... Alone or with friendsI once drove to Colorado alone to see the Avett Brothers at Red Rocks. Met this fellow Patriot there, in his banana hammock.
- •I want to start my own food business but I'm too chicken shit to do it.
- •When my Grandmother passed away, it damn near killed me.I miss her so fucking much.
- •If I'm in town on the weekend, you'll most likely catch me at a bonfire.Last Saturday, a group of us sat around with a guitar and sang 90s ballads.
- •If I'm out of town, I'm most likely in Indianapolis either seeing a live show, drinking margaritas in Fountain Square, or laying on my friend Bart's couch.Two of my besties with our alley muse after having margaritas for my 31st birthday.
- •I not so secretly want to be a blonde.Hair goals.