It's been so long. Here's my boyfriend wish list.
- 1.FunnyLooks fade. Wait a minute, actually, men get better with age. But to quote my favorite comedian, "Motherfuckers wanna laugh."
- 2.Tall(er) than meI'm 5'9" and have only dated one fella who was a tad bit taller. I'm semi-tall for a female and chubby - I want to be the little spoon sometime! Pic is Tyler Hansbrough 😍
- 3.HairyNot a deal breaker but please have chest hair. If it's not possible, wear a merkin on your chest during our post-lovins cuddle sesh. 🙃
- 4.Music AppreciatorI'm tired of going to shows alone. But you not liking the artist will not stop me from going alone. I want a teammate. A confidant. One that will go do things I enjoy. I promise to watch football or UFC or some other manly thing with you. I'll even make snacks!
- 5.Must like CatsGirl is 12 & Ollie is 7. They go where I go.
- 6.Must like FoodIf you merely "eat to live" get off of my lawn.
- 7.Must like Road TripsI like to drive & turn the music up loud & stop at ridiculous roadside attractions. I also like hotels. And finding ridic denim at baseball games.
- 8.Must like MoviesI have this thing where I don't really watch movies. Someone make me watch movies with them please!! Donnie Darko is probably the last movie I watched. JK but I do miss a lot of fine cinema because I just won't do it alone.
- 9.That's it. Bye! Call me. Err text me. Sext me?