WHAT MY EXES ARE UP TO
Inspired by @biz
- •I imagine he's sitting in a tree stand right now. Is it still hunting season? That or accidentally texting me pictures of his wife's tits (true story).
- •Playing husband with my ex-best friend.
- •Could honestly not give two shits.
- •Soaking in some desert hot springs with his hussie of a girlfriend that is the worstttttttt. Just kidding. He's back home visiting in my town and I'm avoiding him like the plague.
- •I hope he has a girlfriend that treats him right. He was a good egg. Just not the good egg for me.
- •Still putting off that paternity test. (Not my kid. Maybe not his either... But he's too lazy to find out.)