Requested by Brooke

MY GREATEST TALENTS

  1. Finding the nearest conservative and somehow managing to get into a conversation about politics
  2. Being able to discuss things I literally have no clue about and not look like a complete ass
    See: English class
  3. Kissing ass
  4. Keeping a color coded closet neat
  5. Tripping up stairs
  6. Learning to navigate foreign public transit systems quickly
  7. USING MY FUCKING BLINKER
  8. Mario Kart
  9. Making my friends laugh