THIS FLIGHT

  1. Lots of handsome men in the boarding area. Off to a great start.
  2. A woman a few rows up is eating a salad of onions, vinegar, and hard boiled eggs. I don't want to fault her in case it's a pregnancy craving or something but...come on man...
  3. I have a window seat and there's no one in the middle, so it's surprisingly spacious
  4. I am excited to be going home! Also excited for the food waiting for me when I arrive at midnight.
  5. The Valium I took makes my eyes droopy which seems to be sultry judging by the male attention
  6. This reminds me of a great plane story I should tell
  7. Thanks for reading. I hate planes but this flight is alright