- •Lots of handsome men in the boarding area. Off to a great start.
- •A woman a few rows up is eating a salad of onions, vinegar, and hard boiled eggs. I don't want to fault her in case it's a pregnancy craving or something but...come on man...
- •I have a window seat and there's no one in the middle, so it's surprisingly spacious
- •I am excited to be going home! Also excited for the food waiting for me when I arrive at midnight.
- •The Valium I took makes my eyes droopy which seems to be sultry judging by the male attention
- •This reminds me of a great plane story I should tell
- •Thanks for reading. I hate planes but this flight is alright