Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

Honestly, my screenshots are pretty boring
  1. When my sister's friend had the hookup
    For bulk-buying coconut oil
  2. When I stalked/copied someone's hashtags on Instagram
  3. When my sister wrote my a fake performance review from my work
    #bulgyjaw
  4. When my grandfather did his first Instagram
  5. Because doesn't every have these??