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OH GOD MY EYES, MY EYES
And things I therefore can do now:
- •I can now join in on all the old man discussions on which route is the best to get to wherever.This can go on for at least forty minutes to an hour.
- •I can brag about my German car and how fast that fucker can go.REALLY REALLY FAST.
- •I can then prove it and freak out all the passengers.Last time, 24-year old Caroline said thank you for not killing us today. And her voice wobbled a bit. I am ashamed, okay?
Turns out it's mostly items of clothing (in a broad sense)? Weird.
- •Because they wrote perfectness. I didn't even know that was a word. Also because that is a heck of a great portrait.
- •Because I want to be whimsical. All I need are these heels. Obviously.
- •Because while I do realize that a white leather thong suspender harness thingy combination must be the most ridiculous item of clothing in the universe, I think I'd wear it. Once. Maybe.