THINGS I AM NOT THANKFUL FOR THIS YEAR

  1. My neighbor who doesn't change the dryer lint trap
  2. My anxiety
  3. Seeing the political views of people I used to like on Facebook
  4. Talking to strangers on airplanes
  5. Kale
  6. The new street lightbulb they put in on my street
    My living room will never be dark again
  7. Canceling of Selfie or Parks and Rec
  8. Maroon 5/Adam Levine songs
    But I still find Adam Levine super hot.
  9. Chardonnay
    If the word butter is used to describe a wine I don't like it