The Right Answer to Loaded Questions
my dudes, here's what you should say if a girl asks you these questions
- •"When's your birthday?"answer with your zodiac sign so that she doesn't have to google
- •"What do you like to do for fun?""make midnight Wendy's frosty runs and watch crazy ex-girlfriend in bed"
- •"Are you close to your mom?"yes and I'm excited to be close to yours ☺️
- •"Are you still in touch with your exes?"State this very carefully: "no. I mean, we're still on good terms and I respect her very much but we don't talk anymore 🙂"
- •"Do you like to cook?"Yes, do you want some angel hair pasta with pesto and artichokes for dinner tonight??"