Men @ my bar don't respect their women and I don't like that.
  1. Whenever anyone refers to their wife as a "ball and chain"
  2. Whenever anyone lies to their wives on the phone about where they are.
  3. Whenever anyone comes in to complain to me about their wife.
  4. Whenever anyone calls me "sweetheart" and then their wife calls and they don't call her "sweetheart"
  5. Whenever anyone says something like "my wife would kill me if I took home a growler. can I get three please?"