5 Thoughts You Have When Someone Doesn't Text Back

It shouldn't be taking THIS long...
  1. Hmm... Maybe they got busy?
    Just moments into our conversation... But hey, shit happens!
  2. I'm sure even Oprah doesn't take this long to respond.
    And she's like got to be THE busiest human.
  3. They're definitely blowing me off...
    That fucker.
  4. Even if they do text back now, I'm definitely making them wait TWICE as long to hear back from me...
    Seems fair.
  5. Okay-- I'm just like deleting our entire conversation & pretending none of this ever happened!
    They're basically dead to me now.