ALLOW ME TO LISTRODUCE™ MYSELF
Aight. I will.
- •My name is ElsaI don't look like this. And until Frozen came out I could never find any paraphernalia with my name in it. I have met two other Elsas. One was a patient. The other worked in the core lab at the hospital. I used to get comments in how original my name was. Now I get dumb questions like "you must really like Frozen!?"
- •I'm a Registered NurseComplete with my BScN and I have diploma in Clinical Trials Management.
- •I coordinate clinical trialsFor people with Alzheimer's Disease and Mild Cognitive Impairment. I mostly run drug trials for big pharmaceuticals. It's kinda depressing because I watch my patients progress. No one gets better.
- •I used to work on a general surgery floorThat, was fascinating work. People in general fascinate me.
- •I have an 11 month babyWho will see to it that I am tested in every way possible.
- •I have a miniature golden doodleShe is a good dog. Except for the licking. I need the licking to stop. I'll be on the treadmill and she will stand beside me licking my legs as they fly past.
- •I'm a "runner".This clip makes me laugh. My favourite race is the half marathon. I love the training involved. I ran my first post baby race in April. I trained 90% of it while pushing a stroller. I'm a goal oriented person. And training lines up well with those SMART goals.
- •I've never eaten at Taco BellAnd have no desire to start
- •I have hiked the Grand CanyonWhen I was 16. My dad made us do it in the middle of the July. It was hot. People were dropping like flies.
- •I have lived in Ontario always.Booring
- •I really want to get into Public Health or a research area that is more preventative healthI want to help you not get sick in the first place!
- •I'm almost 32I like being in my thirties. Because all of a sudden I just don't give any fucks.
- •I love punsThey are probably the funniest things ever. Nothing gets me chuckling harder than a pun. I'm busting a gut right now with that gif.
- •I'm pretty badass at starting IVs and venipunctureI like a challenge. And I rarely meet someone I can't get a vein on.
- •I love being outside.I'm outside right now. I love doing things outside. But mosquitos love me and I'm highly reactive to their bites. I'm like a fancy steak house to mosquitos. They have brawls over trying to get my blood.
- •My favourite food combo is popcorn and strawberry milkWith a straw.