Things I would rather do than move to the burbs...
A note to my inlaws
- •Have burning hot needles shoved into my eyes
- •Go back to working for shady ass lawyers with coke problems
- •Serve on the board of my kid's school PTAThis also includes getting white wine drunk with the PTA stay at home moms who chose not to work
- •Subject myself to eating at a Red LobsterI don't even think these exist in the San Francisco Bay Area... I could be wrong though.
- •Sell my eggs to "science"It's expensive where we live.
- •Teach my children how to juggle fire and set them up in front of the local Whole Foods for yuppies to toss pennies at.
- •Be seen in public hanging out with a dude with a man-bunWhy why why is this a thing?