A List of My Lovely Neighbors

On normals days they're quirky and interesting but finals are approaching.
  1. The party boys across the courtyard who think everyday is Friday. They blast mixes any day at any hour.
  2. The lesbian girl across the hall who is in a very unhappy relationship. I know because she fights with her girlfriend at least three times a week.
  3. The guy two floors up who plays his saxophone at 10 pm to 1 am. He murders modern music that really shouldn't be on the sax.
  4. The guy directly above me who must drop bowling balls. He also plays the bass every other week.
  5. The girl across the courtyard with the genuinely good voice who sings for hours. While she is good, sometimes I just want silence.
  6. The rest of my fellow neighbors who listen to all of this and try to live our lives.