MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

  1. Utilizing any and all tools necessary to stretch days between washing my hair. (e.g. sock bun, headbands, dry shampoo, hats of many varieties, etc.) Lazy and creative!
  2. Never dressing appropriately for the weather.
  3. Having room for dessert no matter how full I am.
  4. Packing for trips.
  5. Using Super Cash at Old Navy.
  6. Recalling song lyrics from any Shirley Temple movie.
  7. Sneaking Pioneer Woman dishes into the cart during trips to Walmart.
  8. Making deviled eggs.
  9. Avoiding sunlight at all times.