1. My friends don't actually call me.
    They text.
  2. My boss is very good at guilting you into coming in.
    Because he can't open the restaurant if he doesn't have a server.
  3. My boss does call me.
    Only to ask me to come in at the LAST POSSIBLE SECOND.
  4. This is how you end up working a morning shift while wearing your toddler.
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