Reasons Not to Answer My Phone

  1. My friends don't actually call me.
    They text.
  2. My boss is very good at guilting you into coming in.
    Because he can't open the restaurant if he doesn't have a server.
  3. My boss does call me.
    Only to ask me to come in at the LAST POSSIBLE SECOND.
  4. This is how you end up working a morning shift while wearing your toddler.