1. Electroshock therapy.
    For the low cost of $12.
  2. 'I am 19 years old!'
    I yell as I hit the wall and kick over a pile of laundry in a misguided attempt to prove my maturity.
  3. Freddie...and tea spiked with Gravol.
  4. The invention of a gang-spanking.
  5. Weight gain, big time.
  6. Tres Leches
  7. The complete and absolute defilement of a hand towel.
  8. I seriously wish this was a higher drop right now.